I Was Shopping for Dinner… Then I Caught a Falling Box Above the Beautiful Store Clerk

then asked about the sauce.

I admitted it came from a jar.

She looked at me as though I had told her I taught history by showing advertisements for theme parks.

“That bad?”

“No,” she said. “But now I have questions.”

We argued cheerfully about recipes. I preferred knowing what I needed before beginning; she liked discovering what a meal wanted while making it. Neither approach sounded especially objectionable until we described the other’s, which became increasingly absurd.

Then she stopped at a pottery stall.

The table held glazed bowls,