I Was Shopping for Dinner… Then I Caught a Falling Box Above the Beautiful Store Clerk

not turn it into a joke.

I let her have the compliment.

After lunch, I told her about a museum exhibition I wanted to see. She asked questions, some practical and some designed to discover whether I intended to give a lecture. I promised not to grade her.

“That’s not the same as promising not to assign homework.”

“You’re unusually difficult to negotiate with.”

“I work retail.”

We found a weekend that might work.

Then we tried to arrange another date.

Wednesday was her night to stay home, do laundry,