Mi hijo se casó en secreto porque yo no tenía estatus legal, así que cambié las cerraduras de mi casa de playa de 1,94 millones de dólares.

we told everyone we’re living there. Everyone. Blythe’s parents, my office, all our friends. We already changed our address. What am I supposed to tell people?

Then a message from a number I didn’t have saved.

Delia, this is Blythe. I’m crying on a plane right now. I gave up my apartment. My deposit is gone. We have nowhere to go. I don’t understand why you’re doing this to us on our HONEYMOON.

I read that one twice.

Doing this to us.

I typed back to both of them:

Enjoy