Mi hijo se casó en secreto porque yo no tenía estatus legal, así que cambié las cerraduras de mi casa de playa de 1,94 millones de dólares.

“You want me to make any extras?” he asked.

“No,” I said. “Not yet.”

I sat on the porch steps, opened my phone, and sent the picture to Cullen.

Then I typed:

Congratulations again. I’ve changed the locks at the point. Your things are safe.

I pressed send.

I don’t know how they had cell service over the Pacific Ocean, but they did. Because my phone immediately exploded.

MOM WHAT

What are you doing??

Call me right now

Why are our bags on the LAWN

Then a long one.

Mom,